Welshman offers three sheep, beer and velcro gloves in exchange for marrying Barack Obama’s daughter Malia

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Mr Jones, seen here with Flopsy, a close family friend Mr Jones, seen here with Flopsy, a close family friend

In other news 2day, a Welshman has offered sheep and Brains beer in exchange for marrying Barack Obama’s daughter Malia.

Dave Jones, 31, from Cardiff in Wales has promised Malia Obama “a simple life of watching Cardiff City and nights out drinking Brains beer in the Prince of Wales pub” if the would-be bride’s father accepts his offer of three sheep and a six pack of Brains beer.

Inspired by the recent bid by Felix Kiprono from Kenya, who offered 50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats, Mr Jones recognised that his offer was somewhat inferior, but remained optimistic, commenting: “I realise I haven’t got all the animals that the other bloke has, but Mr Obama has to consider the future wellbeing of his daughter. What I lack in animals, I make up for in the quality of life I…

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